Some office haiku:

The printer is slow. I should not have selected high print quality.	Seven-thirty joe - the filters are too big, but my scissors are sharp
Tenth story window; Best view there is of ... Lawndale? Who would want to look.	Spinning, spinning disk. "Hum and tick" says my burner. I'm out of cds
::Control P, OK:: Communicators are not paperless workers.	Food drive, speech, event The media screens flicker welcome my announcements, all
Com1 - PR1: The crisis has been managed. We have guava fruit	Friday, posting the six sigma article now - does anyone care?
Voices carry through the thin walls of my office - I hear dan laughing.	A cell phone ringing: "chirp, chirp," from across the hall. Deborah must be out.
The kitchen is full - take out, tupperware, crock pot. Jean loves a pot luck.	Leather chairs, board room, Staff meetings make me sleepy. Elizabeth, too.